New CUAG exhibit draws record-breaking crowd with nude exhibit
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Often referred to as “figure painting,” a...
AD: Stuffed j-schooler, anyone?
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Perhaps I acted preemptively. Perhaps I should...
Opinion: Milk should always be poured before cereal
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Pouring your milk before your cereal is...
Opinion: Cereal should always be poured before milk
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Cereal comes first. It is what nature...
Carleton quidditch team receives varsity status
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Alongside basketballs, hockey sticks and shin guards,...
