Carleton implements Severance procedure as mental well-being initiative
As of March 20, Mout is the first member of the Carleton community to undergo the Severance procedure: the university’s newly implemented well-being initiative that separates the subject’s academic mind from their external mind.
‘We are for sale’: Carleton announces new American studies program
Carleton University students will be able to enrol in a new American studies program starting in the fall 2025 semester.
Violent and vascular: Charlatan dodgeball team under investigation for juicing
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
The Partisan has launched an ongoing...
‘You stole my curl cream’: Tensions run high at Jack Harlow lookalike contest as...
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
With celebrity lookalike contests popping up...
‘Screw the deficit’: Carleton to spend $100 billion to make Comic Sans official university...
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Despite an increasing deficit, Carleton University...
