Satire: Rodney the Raven and Gee-Gee spotted kissing on yacht. Here’s why the rivals...
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes, names and events have been fabricated.
Carleton University’s Rodney the Raven...
Satire: That mystery meat in the cafeteria? It’s actually chonker, whistleblower says
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes, names and events have been fabricated.
The disappearance of Carleton University’s...
Carleton implements Severance procedure as mental well-being initiative
As of March 20, Mout is the first member of the Carleton community to undergo the Severance procedure: the university’s newly implemented well-being initiative that separates the subject’s academic mind from their external mind.
‘We are for sale’: Carleton announces new American studies program
Carleton University students will be able to enrol in a new American studies program starting in the fall 2025 semester.
Violent and vascular: Charlatan dodgeball team under investigation for juicing
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
The Partisan has launched an ongoing...
