Environmental science students instantly cured of depression after groundhogs replace campus therapy dogs
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Climate change-induced depression reported in environmental...
Top 10 reasons not to read the Iron Times
The Iron Times is stupid. Don’t read it. Here’s why:
Purple is their favourite colour.
Engonears can’t spell.
It’s a cult.
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AI doctors by WebMD causing harm to Ottawa citizens
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Carleton student Mike Idney filed a...
‘We have feelings too’: Carleton’s building support group consoles pain from student hate
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
From Loeb to Tory, Carleton’s buildings are...
Ode to a red-eared slider
There once was a green green turtle
He didn’t know how to play Wordle
He made out with another
And now she’s a mother
“Ahh Ahh” that is...
