Ode to a red-eared slider
There once was a green green turtle
He didn’t know how to play Wordle
He made out with another
And now she’s a mother
“Ahh Ahh” that is...
BREAKING: Ottawa Mayor Jim Watson steps down, takes position as LRT driver
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Ottawa Mayor Jim Watson has abruptly stepped...
Doug Ford unveils election strategy of using tiny campaign materials to look bigger than...
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Inspired by his red shovel, Ontario Premier...
Charlatan editors vote to make paper Spanish-only publication by fall 2022
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The Charlatan’s annual staff meeting took place...
Bird Food Reviews: Dumpster dive with Arnold
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Stowed away in the most unsuspecting of...
