Home The Partisan Breaking Ode to a red-eared slider Ode to a red-eared slider By Isaac Phan Nay - April 1, 2022 612 Consider this my formal resignation. [Isaac Phan Nay] There once was a green green turtle He didn’t know how to play Wordle He made out with another And now she’s a mother “Ahh Ahh” that is the sound of turtle sex Featured graphic by the man himself. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Partisan Satire: All CUSA councillors cross floor to uOttawa students’ union; rival university wins majority student government The Partisan Satire: CUSA scraps democratic voting for lottery-based election The Partisan Satire: Rodney the Raven and Gee-Gee spotted kissing on yacht. Here’s why the rivals are a match made in heaven