The Iron Times is stupid. Don’t read it. Here’s why:
- Purple is their favourite colour.
- Engonears can’t spell.
- It’s a cult.
- Flight suits are fugly.
- The gong is stupid and they keep losing it.
- They write way too fucking much about butter.
- They shit on Almonte #thunderboltsunite.
- Engineer sounds like gong ear and why would you trust anyone with a gong ear.
- Fake news.
- One of the Charlatan editors infiltrated all their parties in her first year and knows all their secrets.
One Reason to read the Iron Times
- Cat photos that look like photo editor Spencer’s cat.
Featured image by Spencer Colby.
