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Continue to the categoryCarleton students disappointed as O-Train closure hits 4 years
At the beginning of May 2020, the City of Ottawa announced...
Will Carleton see a pro-Palestine encampment?
Pro-Palestine protesters at the University of Ottawa have reached their tenth...
Student activists call for divestment, ask for Carleton’s stance on peaceful protest
Student activists called on Carleton University to divest from companies with...
Features
Continue to the categoryShroom boom: Can popular functional mushrooms treat ADHD and other mental health disorders?
Each morning, Kelsey Carnes takes her breakfast with a side of fungi. That’s right — fungi.
Carnes is one of a growing number of fungi fans incorporating mushroom capsules, complexes and coffees into their daily routine, with the mushroom coffee...
National
Continue to the categoryOntario government to release response to post-secondary deficits, visa caps
The Ontario government will soon release its response to the blue-ribbon...
University of Toronto concludes semester of antisemitism education initiatives as calls for action continue
The completion of the winter semester marks the end of more...
University of Manitoba braces for return of ‘Freedom Convoy’
The University of Manitoba Students’ Union (UMSU) has voiced concern about...
Children’s book by Canadian professors offers coping methods for math anxiety
Professors at the universities of Ottawa and Winnipeg are promoting awareness...
‘Climate Rebels: Artist on the Frontlines of Change’ challenges the status quo of climate crisis discussions
Ecological experts and artists from around the globe presented innovative science-integrated...
Review: Ryuichi Sakamoto’s ‘Opus’ is a fitting swan song for the boundary-pushing composer
Near the end of March 2023, legendary Japanese composer and pianist...
Review: ‘Evil Does Not Exist’ treats its titular proposition with unsettling ambiguity
At the outset of Japanese auteur Ryûsuke Hamaguchi’s new film, we...
Review: Japanese indie film ‘Perfect Days’ is everything that is human
A Japanese international film, a German director and a 1960s American...
Opinion: PWHL’s playoff and draft format gets everything right that the NHL hasn’t
With the Professional Women’s Hockey League’s (PWHL) postseason fast approaching, the league’s exciting playoff format and draft process have proved it is committed to providing the very best on-ice product in a way the NHL hasn’t.
The women’s hockey league will implement an innovative playoff...
Special Edition Stories
Third-grade class represents Carleton at men’s soccer nationals
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Success in sports requires resilience. But...
BREAKING: Carleton President Benoit-Antoine Bacon steps down, Jerry Tomberlin serving interim
Earlier today, Carleton students received an email from the university announcing the departure of Carleton president Benoit-Antoine Bacon.
“After five years at Carleton, President and...
Bird poo falls on construction co-ordinator, delays Trillium Line until 3005
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
You could say sh*t genuinely hit...
Jim Watson running for mayor as Carleton loses Panda
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Ottawa mayor Jim Watson said he...
O-Train driver destroys new Rideau River bridge after trying to make LRT line shortcut
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An LRT driver brought the new...
Role reversal: Senior’s life-saving smart home device falls and can’t get up
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In a tragic twist of fate,...
Carleton students protest against the university’s learning lab project
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Carleton University students held a campus...
Environmental science students instantly cured of depression after groundhogs replace campus therapy dogs
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Climate change-induced depression reported in environmental...
Top 10 reasons not to read the Iron Times
The Iron Times is stupid. Don’t read it. Here’s why:
Purple is their favourite colour.
Engonears can’t spell.
It’s a cult.
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AI doctors by WebMD causing harm to Ottawa citizens
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Carleton student Mike Idney filed a...