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Carleton fans excited to celebrate end of pandemic by watching third straight Panda Game...

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. As Ontario eases COVID-19 restrictions, things are different...

Parent courageously restrains herself from beating up under-age umpire at local softball game

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. A local mother bravely restrained herself from beating...

BREAKING: Cricket at large eats Carleton student

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. Authorities are currently searching for a giant...

Local man launches petition for Carleton Athletics to host ‘Men in Sport’ event

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. A local Ottawa man has launched a petition...

Carleton to host classes outdoors this fall

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. Carleton University lectures will be held outdoors in the...
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