Girl 1: So, how was your first blow job?
Girl 2: Creamy.

Guy 1: I’ve never had the desire to go to a strip club. I don’t like the idea of no windows.
Guy 2: Yeah, that would clearly be my objection, too.

Heard anything objectionable lately? E-mail oped@carleton

the professors who supported the call by Students Against Israeli Apartheid for a debate with the Carleton administration regarding the issue of an academic boycott of Israel. But I’m sad that so few other academics at Carleton have seen fit to stand up for free debate and the exchange of ideas as suggested. Instead, shamefully, Carleton has moved on to harass students involved in Israeli Apartheid Week with veiled threats, and gone so far as to ban a poster that was erroneously and mendaciously claimed to be in violation of the Ontario Human Rights Code.

The Solomon Islands, where creative talents are untaught and discouraged, are not an ideal place for aspiring artists to grow up. However, despite the repressive environment, Solomon Islands artist Ake Lianga never stopped pursuing his lifelong dream to become an artist.

Queensland’s tourism board is sending one lucky individual to Hamilton Island, Australia, for six months