Yeah, I just wanted to say that I’m going to campaign anonymously on Facebook and through other means for the slate I don’t want to win next year’s CUSA elections in order to disqualify them. I figure that’s the best way to win these types of elections. And since no one thinks it’s worth changing. I think: why not?
BLEEP!
Footnotes: so hot right now. Seriously footnote fetish happening right here. Footnotes are off the hook. I love footnotes. They’re automatic. They’re so good. Seriously, the number changes for you on the computer even if you have to put on in before. Fuck, I love technology and I love fuckin’ footnotes.
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I’m just calling in support of Chancellor Herb Gray. I think it’s fantastic that he joined a fraternity. Now we just have to get Dr. Roseann Runte into a sorority and we’ll be all set. Great to see the community spirit.
BLEEP!