Hi Voicebox,

Just a piece of advice to all of those rez students that are taking the bus… people can hear you on the bus. The correct response to hearing about a guy beating up another guy to prevent a woman from being raped is not “Did she suck your cock?” That is a bad response. A good response would be “Oh wow, that’s intense!”
 

Bleep!


[Background talking]  

Guy 1: What did he say? Are they going already?
Guy 2: I think so.
Guy 1:  Hi Charlatan Voicebox. I just want to let you guys know I set my shirt on fire tonight because I had to share with someone. You know?

[Background talking]

Guy 2: No it’s the Voicebox! [inaudible] We’re not talking on Voicebox! —
Guy 1: You’re all cranky! [Whispering] I know you who are. . . how are you beep?

Bleep!

Hey Voicebox,

It’s Delroy from Jugglers for Shine-o-rama. I just wanna say Joel is a great guy because he donated lots of money. We love Joel, we all love Joel…one, two three, respect… one, two, three, respect!

Bleep!