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Hey Voicebox. I just want to tell you that Seamus Wolfe just waited on my table at 1848. And you know what? Brittany Smyth would never do a single day of work for any student. Ever. I just wanna say that and you should know that if you don’t tip the bartender, Michael Jackson touches another child. That’s important. OK. Aight [HI VOICEBOX] and hope you have a great St. Patty’s Day. Good night.

 

Aight Voicebox. And that’s “aight” not “all right.” “Aight” is what bros say before they give each other bro-grats. And bro-grats -— they ain’t no fuckin’ hug. Bro-grats are a manly embrace between two men. But anyways, as I said, aight. You asked what the worst shit ever is. And I gotta say: ebola. You can characterize anything, death, famine . . . Ok well maybe famine’s pretty bad. But ebola really sucks. Ebola is even worse than bad grapes.