Hi I’m just calling to say I know exactly who the creepy voice guy is [pause] but I don’t wanna disclose his identity.
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Hi Voicebox, I’d just like to say I’m very disappointed with the front page, umm, letter I guess, umm, the paper that you’ve chosen, I feel that I want to really show the for the first time around we raised $11,000 for the first time around. I feel you should have made it on the first page rather than GLBT. It’s a first nothing, I have nothing against GLBT but I feel that we made such a big accomplishment against the disease of cancer. It’s just a big [inaudible] that affect us all. I feel like you should have made it the first page news of the Charlatan of the week [background noise]. I feel you should have made it on front page rather than second or third page. In the Charlatan, all we got is a little blurb, a few paragraphs in second or third page. That’s my opinion. Thank you, Voicebox. Bye.
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Hi, I personally disagree with the approval of Twinkie the Man and Ham the Man on campus. They’ve been cheating on their boyfriends for many years now. I don’t think it should be allowed on the campus anymore. I would appreciate it if you put this. I’ve already left a voice message before. It’s actually a personal warning for many girlfriends around the Carleton campus and as well and the world. Thank you, bye.
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Yes, hello Voicebox, it’s me creepy voice guy again. Calling in today to not talk about evil for change necessarily but simply speechless. Even though I am a straight man, I have a total man crush on Hashem Hamdy. I read his article in the shower, totally riveting. I wish that he would lay me in a bed of roses, make love to me repeatedly again and again and again. Wholesome completely straight but if I was a woman, I would certainly enjoy that. I should call you again Voicebox. [creepy laugh]
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A day may come when the [inaudible] of men fail. [inaudible] Forsake of our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. And all of rose and shutter shields, when the age of man comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we’ll fight, and all that you hold there on this good earth. I bet you’ll stand, man of the West.
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Hey, I’m just calling about last week’s editorial written by a guy named Garnett. I know that he talks a lot about of the radical left-wing fringe that emerged on campus, and a lack of democracy but actually during some research for people I know, I found out that he worked for the prime minister’s office at some point, and this is Harper who prorogued the Parliament twice I believe – and also there has been the worst, actually, lack of information, or sorry there has been very little information, coming out of the PM office. So just something interesting to think about.
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