Hi Voicebox.
I don’t want to be a creeper but I was in the Fenn Lounge yesterday and this guy was playing the drums and he was so good, so I just wanted to let him know that he was amazing and I think I’m in love with him.
But I don’t want to sound like a stalker, cuz I’m not. I just really liked him and I was watching him play for quite awhile cuz I was just captivated.
OK, thanks.
Bye!
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Hi Voicebox.
I just want to thank the cheerleaders for coming out to the Carleton-Ottawa U hockey game and texting the whole time and, um, just staying completely silent while the Red Zone cheered.
Good work ladies.
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Hey Voicebox. Can you believe that? The Charlatancrew is actually singing. Oh my freaking Gawwwwd!
But they suck.
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Hello Voicebox. This is the op/ed editor calling. I’m just calling because no one else has called Voicebox and there has been a big blank space in my Voicebox part of the layout for quite awhile now and it’s very, very frustrating. Why does nobody love Voicebox anymore?
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