Oh, I don’t think you get it Voicebox. I don’t think you get it at all. Muhahahahahahah. AHHH hahahahahahaha.
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Hey, I’m a Carleton student. I’d just like to say I voted for Bruce. And um, you know, he maybe, just a little, should be president. You know, just a little bit. Hah. We’ll see how the whole situation plays out. Let’s see if it gets any national media attention . . .
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Oh Voicebox. You Charlataners. You are really crafty. You put a picture of Bruce on the Charlatan so again we can criticize whether or not the man has a glass eye. If you notice, there’s a slight bit of discolouration. Doesn’t really match up. They kind of look like they are going in the same direction but the one on, I guess the viewer’s right, kind of looks a little twisted. I dunno. It’s just up for discussion. I think this is the real point of democracy. Does Bruce have a glass eye or not? That’s what we should be doing. We should be holding a referendum on a glass eye.
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Ummm. I dunno what I want to say. Something like, ummm trees are green and there should be more polling stations. How ‘bout one in Rooster’s and one in the Senate office? And I asked a question a while back, why is it still winter? Would somebody please tell me why it’s winter? Somebody please. Tell me why is it winter? This is [mumbling]. And by the way, the bus just went by and it kinda scared me.
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The 2009 CUSA election is like the 2000 American election except George W. Bush is Erik Halliwell and Bruce is a more charismatic Al Gore. And the constitutional and CUSA electoral board is the Supreme Court of the United States. Unbelievable.