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The truckers who have crossed the country to protest COVID-19 mandates have possibly found their journey’s end: Carleton’s one-way loop.
The trucks arrived at Carleton at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday to rally support, but in the process of leaving, were blocked by other incoming trucks, creating a loop that can never be broken.
“Oh God, look what this place has done to us,” said trucker Kora Navirus.
The university says it is expecting road closures for the next few weeks as they determine how to untangle the blockages.
Featured image by Isabel Harder with files from Spencer Colby and Unsplash.
