Guy 1: How’s the new job?
Guy 2: I can now buy $650 worth of cut-offs a week!
Guy 1: Busting out the skinnys today! Feels so nice!
Guy 2: I don’t know what that feels like. I never stopped wearing them.
Guy: Did you know Mentos are $1.29 now?
Girl: Wow. You should hit up the methadone clinic. Might be cheaper.
Girl: Did you know Costcos in the States sell vodka?
Guy: I bet they sell aspirin, too; 800,000 pills for $19.99.
Girl: Road trip!
Girl: I walked the hood with my giant tiger bag and my cracked-out swagger.
Guy: That’s classy as shit. I mean literally as classy as taking a shit in public.
Girl: If I stuck to a diet of KFC every day I could get a TLC special.
Guy: You’d get nothing.
Girl: I’m pretty sure you have zero influence on the producers at TLC.
Girl: What day do you want to go?
Guy: The Sabbath.
