Girl 1: I haven’t eaten this much since I got back from ‘Nam . . .
Girl 2: Nom nom nom nom nom . . .
 


Guy 1: So, my sister brought her friend with the fake boobs over last night.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah?
Guy 1: Yeah. They were niiice!
 


Girl: Do you mind if I turn on the wall? It’s already hard so I don’t have much work to do.