Girl: I’ve never been to a gynecologist . . .
Guy: Then how do you know if you have a vagina?
Girl: I’ve determined she’s not pregnant, she just has really bad posture.
Guy 1: So it’s cool that you guys are coming over tonight but P.S. Jen is
PMSing. I can’t control her.
Guy 2: Uh, want to go to my house guys?
Other Guys: Sure.
Guy 1: Just like that? You guys suck.
(On a piece of paper found in the library)
Person 1:
Love it when you kiss me
Love it when our lips meet
You intoxicate me
I barely can breath
I love when you kiss me
You wanna kiss now?
[ ] YES!
[ ] HELL YES!
Person 2:
[ ] FUCK NO! . . . filthy parasite!
Person 1:
I ONLY GAVE YOU TWO OPTIONS, DAMN IT! YOU CAN’T JUST GO MAKING YOUR OWN RULES TO MY GAME!