(On the bus, talking about a female classmate)
Student 1: You are weird.
Student 2: Why? Because I don’t salivate at her cleavage everytime?
OOO
Guy 1: Dude, the vending machine didn’t accept my pennies.
Guy 2: That’s stupid, it’s still money. You should be able to buy a car with pennies if you wanted to.
OOO
Girl: All the clever kids give up something like vegetables for Lent. Haha, tricked
you, Jesus!
OOO
(After a 15 minute explanation and a blackboard full of equations)
Prof: And that’s how the inertia of a moving object is determined.
Student: I only asked if the final exam is open-book!
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Girl: What would we possibly have in common? I’m a trashy white bitch!
OOO
(TA hands out marked midterms on which the class did poorly)
TA: Suck on that, losers!
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