Prof: Guns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.

OOO

Prof: My lecture seems really dry today. Dry means boring, but I don’t know why wet is so exciting.

OOO

Prof: So as long as we get away from the idea that “straight” means “straight” we can have straight lines.

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Guy: Chicken strips and pizza pockets cook at the same temperature. Coincidence?!