Girl 1: Did we have trick-or-treaters last year?

Girl 2: Your boob is out. Seriously, there’s more boob than couch.

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Girl 1: Look at the Earth! Look at the Earth! It’s called Pangea.

Girl 2: It’s a super-continent.

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Student 1: Hey, we found these cookies on the floor. You want one?

Student 2: I’m submitting that to Overheard at Carleton.

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Girl: The canal makes up for no mountains.

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Guy 1: No, both my legs are bum. This one I hurt skateboarding, and this
one got hit by a bus.

Guy 2: [Laughs hysterically] . . . You used to skateboard.

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Girl: I hate buses! They’re so loud! They are like baby dragons roaring out of the womb