Girl: Why do you keep talking to me about strippers, I don’t understand.
Guy: Yo, tonight we’re gonna get smashed and do that Crocodile Dundee thing we were talking about.
Guy 1: We don’t know how big it is! This photo has no scale!
Guy 2: Yeah, they totally need to put it
beside a penis or something.
Girl: They’re not that good!
Guy 1: When you’re making 10,000 cookies in your house by yourself
Guy 2: What kind were they?
Guy 1: Chocolate chip.
Guy & Girl: The owls and the dragonflies, hoorah, hoorah!
Girl 1: (screaming) You work at a book store?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Aw, best job ever.
What else have you overheard, Carleton? E-mail: oped@charlatan.ca