(Talking about moving up in the world)
Guy: You didn’t lick his head did you?
Girl: I’ll lick whatever else he wants me to lick if it gets me the job.
Girl 1: Is there ultimate tonight?
Girl 2: I don’t know yet, why?
Girl 1: ‘Cause I need to know if I have to get in the zone.
Girl: Damn — there’s a paper jam!
Guy: Aw, want some paper peanut butter and you can make a sandwich?
Girl: Ha. Ha.
Guy: I think I leave town on Canada Day.
Girl: But I thought you had an exam on the 3rd?
Guy: Yeah. Wait, what day’s Canada Day?
Girl: July 1st. You should know that — it’s the nation’s birthday!
Guy: I just celebrate when everyone else does.
Girl: So we’ll consummate our friendship marriage on the way to Thousand Islands?
Guy: Yeah!
(10 minutes later)
Guy: I just realized what consummate means. We can’t do that on a bus!