Professor: [Upon rolling down projection screen to reveal “FUCK YOU” written in graffiti] You’d think they’d be a little more witty.
OOO
History student: Well, I’m glad you’re passionate about journalism . . .
Journalism student: Yeah, and I’m glad you’re passionate about dead people in books.
OOO
Girl: If your dick was as big as your ego you’d be awesome.
OOO
Guy 1:What are they exhibiting at the National Gallery? We get in free now, right?
Guy 2: We do. They’re showing a selection of Salvador Dali’s art.
Guy 1: Who’s he?
Guy 2:He’s not my favourite.
Guy 1:So his work is good?
[Guy 3 bursts through the door]
Guy 3:I just had SEX. [Awkward pause] With a man.