Guy: Would you break up with me if I had a tattoo on my scrotum?
OOO
Girl: I realized I couldn't remember how to spell "testicles".
Guy: How'd you spell it?
Girl: "Testicals".
Guy: That's what I call the decal on my testicles.
OOO
Girl: Wouldn't it be cool to fly?
Guy: Yeah. Imagine how cool sex would be.
OOO
Girl 1: I really have to stop making out with guys I know when I'm drunk.
Girl 2: Yeah me too.
OOO
(Two girls waiting for the number seven bus)
Girl 1: It’s not coming
Girl 2: What number is that bus?
Girl 1: That’s the one.
Girl 2: That’s the one?
Girl 1: Yeah it's the one.
Girl 2: Guys it’s the one! Let’s go!
Girl 1: NO. THAT’S THE NUMBER ONE.
Girl 2: Oh. I thought. . .
Girl 1: No.