Poll Clerk 1: Who is Nick Bergamini?
Poll Clerk 2: I think he’s the nice one
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Guy 1: Oh, she’s gonna give him a blow job in the van.
Guy 2: Do you think she spat or swallowed?
Girl: Well, where would she spit in a van?
Guy 2: I dunno? A Tim Hortons cup . . . it is Canada.
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Guy: I heard in military prison you have to go on that bread and water diet.
Girl: Ooh, but I love bread!
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