Girl 1: Pedophiles are notoriously out of date.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: So 20 years from now pedophiles will be dressed like Kanye?
OOO
Girl 1: A placebo — isn’t that a baby or something?
Girl 2: No — that’s a placenta.
OOO
Girl 1: What is the plural form for penis?
Girl 2: Why do you need a plural form? Most people only have one.
Girl 1: But I seem to be talking about penises? Peni? Penises? A lot.