There once was a green green turtle
He didn’t know how to play Wordle
He made out with another
And now she’s a mother
“Ahh Ahh” that is the sound of turtle sex
Featured graphic by the man himself.
Ode to a red-eared slider
The Charlatan has been publishing at Carleton for more than 70 years. The first issue was published on Nov. 28, 1945, under the name the Carleton. In the 1970s the name was changed to represent a more edgy newspaper the editors sought to shape.
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