CPR training, spin the bottle announced for in-person frosh
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After a long year of isolation and social distancing, the...
Trudeau resigns to head CUSA
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau confirmed speculations about a snap...
Carleton announces fall exams on Xbox and PS5
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In a statement on June 20, Carleton University announced...
Carleton fans excited to celebrate end of pandemic by watching third straight Panda Game...
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As Ontario eases COVID-19 restrictions, things are different...
Parent courageously restrains herself from beating up under-age umpire at local softball game
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A local mother bravely restrained herself from beating...
