Opinion: Cereal should always be poured before milk
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Cereal comes first. It is what nature...
Carleton quidditch team receives varsity status
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Alongside basketballs, hockey sticks and shin guards,...
Nihilism sets in for men’s basketball team after another perfect season
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The Carleton Ravens men’s basketball team posted...
A Love Letter Poem to Photographers
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Dear photographers,
Author's note: This poem was going to be a love letter to a photographer, but then I...
