Third-grade class represents Carleton at men’s soccer nationals
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Success in sports requires resilience. But...
Bird poo falls on construction co-ordinator, delays Trillium Line until 3005
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You could say sh*t genuinely hit...
Jim Watson running for mayor as Carleton loses Panda
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Ottawa mayor Jim Watson said he...
O-Train driver destroys new Rideau River bridge after trying to make LRT line shortcut
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An LRT driver brought the new...
Role reversal: Senior’s life-saving smart home device falls and can’t get up
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In a tragic twist of fate,...
