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gauche zoom chat small talk with pixelated faces busy doomscrolling Featured graphic by Eva Laberge.

Carleton students upset they can no longer sneak snacks into their favourite local theatre

The Partisan Isabel Harder and Pascale Malenfant -
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. Carleton students are heartbroken after one of Ottawa’s...

Dog receives honorary degree for emotional support during first semester

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Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. The pet dog of a Carleton University student...

The Partisan: Student starts petition to reverse Carleton’s ‘unfair’ grading reform

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Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes have been fabricated. While the majority of the Carleton student population...
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