Ottawa man gets really mad over daylight time
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“I swear to God, if you motherfuckers don’t do something...
Zoom: A Haiku
gauche zoom chat small talk
with pixelated faces
busy doomscrolling
Featured graphic by Eva Laberge.
Carleton students upset they can no longer sneak snacks into their favourite local theatre
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Carleton students are heartbroken after one of Ottawa’s...
Dog receives honorary degree for emotional support during first semester
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The pet dog of a Carleton University student...
The Partisan: Student starts petition to reverse Carleton’s ‘unfair’ grading reform
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While the majority of the Carleton student population...