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Carleton brings Klingon course back for second year

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Carleton University’s School of Linguistics and...
A foosball table sits in the middle of the Charlatan office.

BREAKING: ‘That crown was made for me’: The Charlatan to disband over foosball infighting

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. After nearly 80 years of hard-hitting...

Rodney the Raven resigns following steamy conflict-of-interest controversy

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Nearly a month after Carleton’s sixth...
O-Train running near Carleton University

‘This is mine’: Meet the O-Train Line 2 operator who won’t let anybody ride

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. OC Transpo’s O-Train Line 2 has...

‘We want to flip cars too’: Ottawa police join in on post-Panda destruction

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Pandemonium ensued following the 55th annual...
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