‘Screw the deficit’: Carleton to spend $100 billion to make Comic Sans official university...
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Despite an increasing deficit, Carleton University...
Political science student loses half of personality following election
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David Ferguson, a third-year political science...
Carleton brings Klingon course back for second year
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Carleton University’s School of Linguistics and...
BREAKING: ‘That crown was made for me’: The Charlatan to disband over foosball infighting
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After nearly 80 years of hard-hitting...
Rodney the Raven resigns following steamy conflict-of-interest controversy
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Nearly a month after Carleton’s sixth...
