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Carleton to reduce contract instructors amid growing deficit

Carleton University is expected to reduce the number of contract instructors...

‘Everyone is feeling the pain in an equitable way’: BoG discusses ‘financial crisis,’ approves budget planning framework

Carleton University’s Board of Governors approved the university’s operating budget planning...

Wisdom Tettey steps into Carleton presidency

Carleton University officially has a new president. Wisdom Tettey officially assumed his...

‘The glue that holds us all together’: Ravens baseball coach Daylon Courchene reflects on a decade of mentorship

The championship trophy still sits proudly on Carleton Ravens baseball head coach Daylon Courchene’s dining room table, nearly three months after winning the national title. “It’s a cool reminder,” Courchene said. “It was just a super proud moment, and even...

BREAKING: Trillium Line to open on first day of winter semester

The highly anticipated Trillium Line is expected to open on Jan....

‘It’s so expensive these days’: Carleton community reacts to federal tax vacation

Carleton students have mixed reactions as to how the Canadian government’s...

Carleton community reacts to new federal pharmacare law

The first step toward a national universal pharmacare program has now...

Ontario government to release response to post-secondary deficits, visa caps

The Ontario government will soon release its response to the blue-ribbon...

Review: Timothée Chalamet delivers career-best performance in ‘A Complete Unknown’

It’s New York in 1961: A teenaged and unknown Bob Zimmerman...

Hip-hop comes to life through Ottawa comic exhibit 

Growing up in Benin, West Africa, Andy Akangah’s first exposure to...

West Side Pride film screening uplifts transgender voices, challenges misconceptions 

Three days after the Transgender Day of Remembrance, West Side Pride...

Q&A: Amie Wright brings librarian and historian background to new comics director role 

Amie Wright, a history instructor and public history PhD candidate at...

Opinion: Sprung structures are not good enough for Canadian newcomers

Canada has long been known as a global leader in welcoming immigrants and refugees. However, its recent reliance on temporary shelters like Sprung structures should raise questions about the adequacy of its support for newcomers. These tent-like facilities, designed by Sprung Structures and initially designed...

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‘Screw the deficit’: Carleton to spend $100 billion to make Comic Sans official university font

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Despite an increasing deficit, Carleton University...

Political science student loses half of personality following election

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. David Ferguson, a third-year political science...

Carleton brings Klingon course back for second year

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Carleton University’s School of Linguistics and...

BREAKING: ‘That crown was made for me’: The Charlatan to disband over foosball infighting

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. After nearly 80 years of hard-hitting...

Rodney the Raven resigns following steamy conflict-of-interest controversy

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Nearly a month after Carleton’s sixth...

‘This is mine’: Meet the O-Train Line 2 operator who won’t let anybody ride

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. OC Transpo’s O-Train Line 2 has...

‘We want to flip cars too’: Ottawa police join in on post-Panda destruction

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Pandemonium ensued following the 55th annual...

Third-grade class represents Carleton at men’s soccer nationals

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Success in sports requires resilience. But...

Bird poo falls on construction co-ordinator, delays Trillium Line until 3005

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. You could say sh*t genuinely hit...

Jim Watson running for mayor as Carleton loses Panda

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Ottawa mayor Jim Watson said he...