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Continue to the categoryThe Ontario election is almost here: What to know and what students are saying
University students who are eligible to vote in Ontario will have...
Q&A: Carleton student invents tree-planting robot to combat shoreline erosion
Shoreline erosion is deteriorating coastal regions around the world, but for...
‘I will gladly take the heat’: CUSA subcommittee advocates for divestment, despite pushback
The Carleton University Students’ Association’s (CUSA) divestment subcommittee is advocating for...
Features
Continue to the categoryHand in hand: Students launch Black Future Lawyers Carleton chapter
It’s small, slender and made of bronze. But to founders of the Black Future Lawyers (BFL) Carleton chapter, a tiny pin engraved with the scales of justice embodies deep motivations and historical significance.
Kenza Kayinamura, a third-year undergraduate law student...
National
Continue to the categoryThe Ontario election is almost here: What to know and what students are saying
University students who are eligible to vote in Ontario will have...
Meet Catherine McKenney, Ontario NDP candidate for Ottawa Centre
First-time Ontario NDP candidate Catherine McKenney said they hope to use...
Meet Thomas Simpson, Ontario Liberal Party candidate for Ottawa Centre
First-time candidate Thomas Simpson said he is hoping to turn Ottawa...
Meet Scott Healey, Ontario PC candidate for Ottawa Centre
Scott Healey is running in his second provincial election as the...
Sculpture honouring PWHL inaugural season showcases history of trailblazers
A sculpture commemorating the PWHL’s 2024 inaugural season was on display...
‘Stronger together’: How Ottawa drag artists find identity and community
Slushy has a specific order she follows each time she gets...
‘A symbol of freedom’: For the Black community, hair is a medium of artistry and resilience
Growing up, Montessa Barahoga’s parents were “strict” about her internet usage...
Why Carleton’s Book Arts Lab wants you to steal its posters
To Kayleigh Lewis, Carleton University’s Book Arts Lab is one of...
Opinion: Line 2 extension shouldn’t be the end of the line
The recent opening of the extended O-Train Line 2 from Bayview to Limebank marked the end of a nearly three-year-long saga of delays and replacement bus service.
Line 2 offers some refreshing dependability for students like me who have become accustomed to having low expectations...
Sports
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Violent and vascular: Charlatan dodgeball team under investigation for juicing
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
The Partisan has launched an ongoing...
‘You stole my curl cream’: Tensions run high at Jack Harlow lookalike contest as contestants turn on each other
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
With celebrity lookalike contests popping up...
‘Screw the deficit’: Carleton to spend $100 billion to make Comic Sans official university font
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Despite an increasing deficit, Carleton University...
Political science student loses half of personality following election
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
David Ferguson, a third-year political science...
Carleton brings Klingon course back for second year
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Carleton University’s School of Linguistics and...
BREAKING: ‘That crown was made for me’: The Charlatan to disband over foosball infighting
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
After nearly 80 years of hard-hitting...
Rodney the Raven resigns following steamy conflict-of-interest controversy
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Nearly a month after Carleton’s sixth...
‘This is mine’: Meet the O-Train Line 2 operator who won’t let anybody ride
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
OC Transpo’s O-Train Line 2 has...
‘We want to flip cars too’: Ottawa police join in on post-Panda destruction
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Pandemonium ensued following the 55th annual...
Third-grade class represents Carleton at men’s soccer nationals
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Success in sports requires resilience. But...
