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Continue to the categoryBREAKING: ‘Unprecedented’ councillor walkout abruptly ends CUSA annual meeting
The Carleton University Students’ Association’s (CUSA) third members’ meeting ended suddenly...
Virtual reality cognitive health test is ‘flying’ in Carleton research lab
Virtual reality flight simulations in Carleton University’s Advanced Cognitive Engineering (ACE)...
‘Significantly higher’ uptake on Carleton University’s retirement incentive, unions and faculty voice concerns
Approximately 154 employees opted in to Carleton University’s voluntary retirement program...
Features
Continue to the category‘Our government needs to step up’: Winter worsened Ottawa’s already dire food crisis
The winter season is the most fulfilling and stressful time of the year for many food assistance organizations — but transitioning out of the holiday season proves to be a difficult adjustment.
The Ottawa Food Bank receives 50 per cent...
National
Continue to the categoryLocal NDP candidates, leaders make campaign stop at Carleton for Progressive Town Hall
Ahead of the upcoming Ontario election, the Carleton NDP hosted a...
The Ontario election is almost here: What to know and what students are saying
University students who are eligible to vote in Ontario will have...
Meet Catherine McKenney, Ontario NDP candidate for Ottawa Centre
First-time Ontario NDP candidate Catherine McKenney said they hope to use...
Meet Thomas Simpson, Ontario Liberal Party candidate for Ottawa Centre
First-time candidate Thomas Simpson said he is hoping to turn Ottawa...
Review: Sock ‘n’ Buskin’s ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ is a haunting and Wilde-ly immersive ride
How far would you go for eternal youth and beauty? Would...
Local concert raises funds for Ottawa tenants battling their landlords
In the dimly lit Rainbow Bistro, the Ottawa-based band Ruby Doom...
Q&A: ‘Cultural intellectual property’: Artist Ashley Clark speaks on the cultural meanings of dreamcatchers
Ashley Clark keeps a dreamcatcher in almost every room of her...
Experimental architecture studio reimagines emergency temporary shelters
Dumpster diving for cardboard, grabbing a Walmart shopping cart and calling...
Perspective: Shaving my head wasn’t radical. Here’s why
“So, why did you shave your head again?”
This was the question that followed me around last summer after shaving my head on my birthday in May. People couldn’t seem to understand what would compel me — someone with long hair — to cut it...
Sports
Special Edition Stories
Violent and vascular: Charlatan dodgeball team under investigation for juicing
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
The Partisan has launched an ongoing...
‘You stole my curl cream’: Tensions run high at Jack Harlow lookalike contest as contestants turn on each other
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
With celebrity lookalike contests popping up...
‘Screw the deficit’: Carleton to spend $100 billion to make Comic Sans official university font
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Despite an increasing deficit, Carleton University...
Political science student loses half of personality following election
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
David Ferguson, a third-year political science...
Carleton brings Klingon course back for second year
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Carleton University’s School of Linguistics and...
BREAKING: ‘That crown was made for me’: The Charlatan to disband over foosball infighting
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
After nearly 80 years of hard-hitting...
Rodney the Raven resigns following steamy conflict-of-interest controversy
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Nearly a month after Carleton’s sixth...
‘This is mine’: Meet the O-Train Line 2 operator who won’t let anybody ride
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
OC Transpo’s O-Train Line 2 has...
‘We want to flip cars too’: Ottawa police join in on post-Panda destruction
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Pandemonium ensued following the 55th annual...
Third-grade class represents Carleton at men’s soccer nationals
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Success in sports requires resilience. But...
