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Continue to the categoryBREAKING: pro-Palestinian protesters demanding divestment interrupt Carleton Board of Governors meeting
A group of pro-Palestinian protesters interrupted a meeting of Carleton University’s...
BREAKING: Carleton and CUASA reach tentative agreement
The Carleton University Academic Staff Association (CUASA) has reached a tentative...
BREAKING: Sean Joe-Ezigbo wins CUSA presidency, following student disruption and 11-week delay
Sean Joe-Ezigbo will be the next president of the Carleton University...
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Continue to the categoryCUSA councillors raise concerns about board governance, transparency
Members of the Carleton University Students’ Association (CUSA) council are raising concerns about the governance and transparency of the association’s board of directors.
These concerns were outlined in a petition signed by current and incoming councillors, which was sent to...
National
Continue to the categoryMeet Joel Harden: NDP candidate for Ottawa Centre
NDP candidate Joel Harden hopes to turn Ottawa Centre orange in...
Meet Paul d’Orsonnens: Conservative Party candidate for Ottawa Centre
Paul d’Orsonnens is the Conservative Party of Canada candidate for Ottawa...
Meet Yasir Naqvi: Liberal Party candidate for Ottawa Centre
Liberal candidate Yasir Naqvi is running for re-election in Ottawa Centre...
Meet Amanda Rosenstock: Green Party candidate for Ottawa Centre
As a second-time Green Party of Canada candidate, Amanda Rosenstock said...
Carleton Disability Awareness Centre’s new mural a step toward inclusion
There’s a new addition to Carleton University’s tunnels: a bright, colourful...
Diversity and self-expression take centre stage at Black Student Alliance fashion show
Creativity met the catwalk at Carleton University’s Black Student Alliance (BSA)...
Battle of the Bands returns with rockin’ Carleton bands
As the roaring drums of soundcheck filled the air, Ollie’s Pub...
Review: Sock ‘n’ Buskin’s ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ is a haunting and Wilde-ly immersive ride
How far would you go for eternal youth and beauty? Would...
How the Charlatan helped me get my ducks in a row
One day, when I found myself alone in the Charlatan office, I decided to place several dozen miniature plastic ducks all around the room.
In the coming days, as people started finding them on their desks, all over shelves and in the pairs of shoes...
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Special Edition Stories
Carleton implements Severance procedure as mental well-being initiative
As of March 20, Mout is the first member of the Carleton community to undergo the Severance procedure: the university’s newly implemented well-being initiative that separates the subject’s academic mind from their external mind.
‘We are for sale’: Carleton announces new American studies program
Carleton University students will be able to enrol in a new American studies program starting in the fall 2025 semester.
Violent and vascular: Charlatan dodgeball team under investigation for juicing
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
The Partisan has launched an ongoing...
‘You stole my curl cream’: Tensions run high at Jack Harlow lookalike contest as contestants turn on each other
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
With celebrity lookalike contests popping up...
‘Screw the deficit’: Carleton to spend $100 billion to make Comic Sans official university font
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Despite an increasing deficit, Carleton University...
Political science student loses half of personality following election
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
David Ferguson, a third-year political science...
Carleton brings Klingon course back for second year
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Carleton University’s School of Linguistics and...
BREAKING: ‘That crown was made for me’: The Charlatan to disband over foosball infighting
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
After nearly 80 years of hard-hitting...
Rodney the Raven resigns following steamy conflict-of-interest controversy
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
Nearly a month after Carleton’s sixth...
‘This is mine’: Meet the O-Train Line 2 operator who won’t let anybody ride
Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated.
OC Transpo’s O-Train Line 2 has...
