1) SEXY WAYNE AND GARTH WAYNE’S WORLD
It’s highly likely that this costume is impossible. But if you can figure out how to do it you just might make everyone at the party’s brain explode.
2) SEXY GHOUL
“My clothes fell off . . . and so did my hand!” Wear a hospital gown with a bikini of some sort underneath. Wrap some fake, bloody bandages around yourself. Bonus points if you can figure out how to fake missing a hand.
(Photo: Stacey Poapst)
3) SUBORDINATE CLAUS
This costume requires a couple. The guy dresses as Santa Claus. The woman dresses in full dominatrix gear and leads Santa around on a leash. It might make people scratch their heads for a second until they remember their Grade 10 grammar lessons.
4) OUT-OF-WORK PLAYBOY BUNNY
Sweatpants, baggy t-shirt, overall bad hygiene. Slap on a pair of bunny ears and off you go! Bring some cheezies as comfort food.
5) SEXY FRUIT
Instead of dressing up as a totally unsexy bunch of grapes a la Fruit of the Loom ads, just wear the underwear and carry around some grapes.
6) SEXY TAMPON
Wear a long white tube dress and attach a blue string to one end of it. It’s probably a good idea to stay away from dark-coloured foods.
(Photo: Stacey Poapst)
7) SEXY CHEWBACCA
For this costume, you’ll need a big, furry suit. Put a gold bikini over it and don’t forget your ammo belt.
8) SEXY TACO
Nothing says sexy quite like unhealthy Mexican food. So this year, wrap yourself in a short tan dress, stuff it with lettuce and cheese and say “yokiro Taco Bell” a lot.
9) SEXY CHRISTMAS TREE
Don a short green dress, brown tights and shoes and wind Christmas lights around your body. Maybe add a star to your head. Note: Figure out where to buy a battery pack so you don’t have to hang around an outlet the whole night.
(Photo: Stacey Poapst)
10) SEXY SWINE FLU
Show that you keep up with the news. Simply put on your favourite bikini or lingerie, then pop a thermometer in your mouth and a fake pig snout on your nose. Don’t forget your oinkment!