It’s me again, Creepy Voice Guy. I haven’t called you in a while but I was rather upset that you neglected to capitalize my name the last time. It is capital C-reepy, capital V-oice, capital G-uy.
Get it right.
Anyways, I would just like to comment on the petitioning that is currently happening along university campus regarding the CFS.
Now, I support the CFS because I support eeeeevil [creepy laughter].
Regardless, I would just like to support Erik Halliwell in his quest to keep us in the CFS. If you recall, he is like George Bush as he is not democratically elected. And I hate democracy. Because it is so evil to hate it [creepy laughter].
I shall call again, Voicebox.
BLEEP!
Hey, Voicebox.
I was just in the Loeb Building looking for a pisser and — Holy Christ! — all I found were two women’s washrooms and no guys’ washrooms.
Finally I saw a guy coming out doing up his fly and I thought, ‘hallelujah, salvation.’ Of course, when I get there, the place smells like rank piss.
Jesus Christ, let’s fix Loeb, eh?
BLEEP!
Hi, I’m just calling in to, umm, I guess complain about the washrooms around campus these days.
Janitors, like, pick it up, all right? There’s, uh, no toilet paper in all the women’s washrooms. So, I just suggest you do a better job.
And, uhh, I was just wondering if any of you guys have seen all the babes that are on the women’s soccer team. Uh, I hear a lot of them are single, but I dunno.
Does anyone have any thoughts on that? K, check you later. [Laughter] What’s going on? I want to end it. K, it’s over.
BLEEP!
My anus is bleeding. My anus is bleeding. My anus is bleeding.
BLEEP!
Yes, Charlatan.
I have a question for you: What ever happened to the tunnel ninja?
BLEEP!