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‘It’s so expensive these days’: Carleton community reacts to federal tax vacation

Carleton students have mixed reactions as to how the Canadian government’s...

‘The sky’s the limit’: Carleton launches 5 new programs to meet industry demands

Carleton University will launch five new programs in fall 2025, with...

CASG passes 3 motions to improve fee transparency, student advocacy, define academic societies

Carleton University’s Academic Student Government (CASG) approved three motions aimed at...

Alleged sexual misconduct in a CUSA-certified club: Review process remains unclear

A Charlatan investigation WARNING: This article discusses sexual harassment and sexual violence. Those in need of support can call the Sexual Assault Support Center of Ottawa Crisis Line: 613-234-2266, the Mental Health Crisis Line: 613-722-6914 (within Ottawa) and 1-866-996-0991 (outside...

‘It’s so expensive these days’: Carleton community reacts to federal tax vacation

Carleton students have mixed reactions as to how the Canadian government’s...

Carleton community reacts to new federal pharmacare law

The first step toward a national universal pharmacare program has now...

Ontario government to release response to post-secondary deficits, visa caps

The Ontario government will soon release its response to the blue-ribbon...

Broadway Workout brings the fun to workout classes

After auditioning for a musical in 2018, Laura Allardyce realized she...

Wilfred Buck shares Opaskwayak Cree stories about constellations

Cree knowledge keeper Wilfred Buck from the Opaskwayak Nation in Manitoba...

Review: ‘Gladiator II’ is a stellar spectacle of steel, betrayal and revenge

As thousands of Roman spectators gaze on from the Colosseum stands,...

Journalist Carol Off promotes new book that challenges distortions in language

On a chilly evening in Old Ottawa South, an eager crowd...

Opinion: Educational institutions can prevent the spread of disinformation. Here’s how

The fast rise of disinformation and misinformation has become a massive issue in today’s media landscape. False narratives — often politically charged — spread like wildfire across social media, influencing public opinion and even undermining democratic processes. The growing use of AI tools to generate...

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Special Edition Stories

‘Screw the deficit’: Carleton to spend $100 billion to make Comic Sans official university font

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Despite an increasing deficit, Carleton University...

Political science student loses half of personality following election

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. David Ferguson, a third-year political science...

Carleton brings Klingon course back for second year

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Carleton University’s School of Linguistics and...

BREAKING: ‘That crown was made for me’: The Charlatan to disband over foosball infighting

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. After nearly 80 years of hard-hitting...

Rodney the Raven resigns following steamy conflict-of-interest controversy

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Nearly a month after Carleton’s sixth...

‘This is mine’: Meet the O-Train Line 2 operator who won’t let anybody ride

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. OC Transpo’s O-Train Line 2 has...

‘We want to flip cars too’: Ottawa police join in on post-Panda destruction

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Pandemonium ensued following the 55th annual...

Third-grade class represents Carleton at men’s soccer nationals

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Success in sports requires resilience. But...

Bird poo falls on construction co-ordinator, delays Trillium Line until 3005

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. You could say sh*t genuinely hit...

Jim Watson running for mayor as Carleton loses Panda

Disclaimer: This article is published under the Charlatan’s satire section, the Partisan. All quotes and names have been fabricated. Ottawa mayor Jim Watson said he...