“The world was ending so we formed clans and battled. They were all students. I died — a knife was thrown at me and stabbed me in the heart.”
– Alicia Hall, third-year commerce
“I was in my bedroom but it was twice as big, with another bed at the end of the hall. My brother was in the bed wearing a banana costume yelling at me because my dictionary was more expensive than his.”
– Kyle Candoremalen, first-year engineering
“I was apartment sitting for a TA, but his apartment was part forest and beach. A number of women kept coming to see if the TA was home and if they could ‘help him’. There also appeared to be some kind of animal living in the apartment.”
– Mike Graydon, sociology professor