Hello Voicebox,
I know you have power.
 So please tell the powers that they need to stop turning off the heat in Loeb.
It’s getting near the end of the semester. Some of us have to stay here all night.
We don’t wanna be wearing winter coats.
Please, please, please stop turning off the heat.
Thank you.

BLEEP!

Hi,
I would like to congratulate Andrew, Alex, Ruba, and Jane for becoming the new C-A-S-G —that is Carleton Academic Student Government executives of 2011/2012.
Congratulations!

BLEEP!

The Conservatives are destroying this country and I don’t care who knows it!

BLEEP!

Jane, I watched your rap video.
Epic.
I think you’ve found your alternate career.
I would totally buy your next CD. Just saying. Peace!

BLEEP!