Hey, this message goes out to my roommate, or I guess you call it suitemate. Get it? Roomie? Suitey? Haha. This goes out to my suitey, Alex. She’s having a hard time with all her essays right now. So I just wanna say, yo you’re the best. BRAP. Best roomie ever. Peace and love. Bye.

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Hi, Charlatan, I’m just calling to say um my roommate is kind of a douche. But you know, overall, rez hasn’t been terrible experience. It helped me a lot. Not comin’ back to it next year because I’m not crazy. But it’s an OK thing. And the drunks are pretty funny actually. St. Patrick’s Day was a hoot. So that’s all my opinion is. I just call you when I’m killing time doing laundry. Talk to you later.

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Hi, Voicebox. This is the girl who called earlier from the laundry room about how rez isn’t that bad. I went back to my room and my roommate was there and I changed my mind. This is crap. She’s crazy and Carleton you ripped me off. I’d like my money back. I did not sign up for rooming with psychotic people. Thank you. Bye.

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Hello, Voicebox. It’s me again, creepy-voice guy. I am calling in to weigh in on the CUSA elections and how things have been going as of late. I’d like to throw my support behind Erik Halliwell in this process because he emulates one of my most famous, most favourite, most eeeeeeevil politicians – George W. Bush – as in he did not win the popular election yet he is president anyways. I wish the best for Erik and I shall call again, Voicebox. [evil laugh] Hehehe.

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Hey Voicebox. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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