Robert Pattinson is so hot. I want to touch his hiney. Want. To touch. The hiney. I want to touch a little bit more than the hiney – not gonna lie – I want it all.
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Voicebox! I can’t hear. I think we’re supposed to leave a message now. It said leave a message. I need a sippy cup! (She’s a spilly pants) I need a sippy cup! (She needs a sippy cup). And someone keeps touching my- (I love you Katie Lloyd!). Katie Lloyd is in Africa and when she gets back I want her to hear this Voicebox message. (I don’t even think it’s called into the Voicebox). We called the Voicebox. There’s a little bit of confusion as to whether or not we’ve made it into Voicebox, but I’m pretty sure this is the Voicebox.
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I don’t know why anybody would be mad if Brittany Smyth was at York University helping with their student elections. If she’s there, she can’t be passing any embarrassing resolutions here. So good on ya, Brittany.
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Hey there. I just picked up the Charlatan expecting a story about CUSA’s latest debacle, but instead I got a face full of science, right on the front page. I just wanted to phone you and say it was very refreshing. Thank you and keep up the good work.
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