Girl: I’ll just find you on Facebook.
Guy: Well, what’s your last name?
Girl: Well, I’ll just find you on Facebook.
OOO
Girl 1: [extremely loud Wookiee roar]
Girl 2: . . . Really?
Girl 1: [quiet Wookiee roar]
OOO
Guy: I’m a white, female, Asian cat?
Girl: Yes!
Guy: Who the hell am I?!
Dude, seriously? E-mail convos to: oped@charlatan.ca