Field hockey failure
Two years ago, the Carleton women’s field hockey team faced extinction after the athletics department announced they would be cutting eight varsity teams. After rallies, appeals and outcries, the ladies were once again allowed to hit the pitch in varsity jerseys. But in retrospect, Carleton may not have made the right decision.
Voicebox
Robert Pattinson is so hot. I want to touch his hiney. Want. To touch. The hiney. I want to touch a little bit more than the hiney – not gonna lie – I want it all.
BLEEP!
Overheard @ Carleton
Guy: When my wife is lactating, I will just be in heaven.
Girl 1: Just look at her and think about all the bad sex she must be having.
Girl 2: Yeah, and when it hurts I’m sure the guy is just like ‘that’s false advertising.’
Guy: Are you just listening to Hot 89.9 so you can win tickets to see Michael Jackson in London?
Guy: Ugh guys, when is April Fools’ Day?
