Overheard @ Carleton
Girl: I’ve never been to a gynecologist . . .
Guy: Then how do you know if you have a vagina?
Girl: I've determined she's not pregnant, she just has really bad posture.
Guy 1: So it’s cool that you guys are coming over tonight but P.S. Jen is
PMSing. I can't control her.
Guy 2: Uh, want to go to my house guys?
Other Guys: Sure.
Guy 1: Just like that? You guys suck.